Okay, seriously. If you can’t laugh at this, even as a Christian, you have no sense of humor.
Amazon Customer Reviews: Holy Bible King James Version
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3.0 out of 5 stars A decent sophomore effort
For those of you who don’t know, this is God’s second novel after the Old Testament. It’s a marked improvement, in my opinion. He got rid of a lot of his previous angst and scorn, and has really begun to show some of the maturity present in his later works. He’s become a much more loving and kind God, and, noticeably, he doesn’t throw nearly as many tantrums as he did…
Book Club: Sorry, I didn’t know where else to put this comment! Hey, I just finished reading Strunk and White’s “The Elements of Style”. If you want a good laugh and a little inspiration, I highly recommend it, especially the last chapter. It’s like taking your brain to the cleaners. I feel fresh and light after digesting it. I know it’s off topic for the book club, but I’m wondering if anyone else out there has ever read it.
Hah!
A while back Umberto Eco wrote a series of editorial reviews of the Bible, Homer, etc., called “Regretfully, we are returning your manuscript.” A sample is here:
http://www.des.emory.edu/mfp/rejection.html
That’s brilliant!